Don’t you love a multi-year overnight success story?

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The tongue-in-cheek phrase “multi-year overnight success story” will never get old for me. It’s right up there with watching the sunset or the day’s first sip of coffee: it always hits the spot. The best part? It’s a phrase that’s as accu…